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DELICIOUS HOUSEWIVES! An Erotic Parody of the Popular TV series -Desperate Housewives- - A Novel of Erotica

Description

Welcome to the Lives of Five Naughty Wives!

The long awaited parody of the TV series is here, naughtier and nastier than the series-Delicious Housewives is the hottest book ever by #1 Best-Selling International Author Tamarias Tyree. Secrets, mystery-suspense and sexual shenanigans! One critic called it a -trashy, fun read!-

~ The continuing saga of five naughty wives getting their groove on! The hugely popular TV series "Desperate Housewives" is the basis for a new adult novel by popular erotica author Tamarias Tyree, the best-selling author of -Sex You Up!- and also "Sizzling Hot Erotica Vols. 1 & 2" (Firefly Media Digital). The book titled Delicious Housewives (trade paperback and digital ebook published by RSVP Press) features the sexy misadventures of five suburban housewives. In addition to being a parody of the wildly popular nighttime serial "Desperate Housewives," the novel pays homage to "Soap," "Mary Hartman," "Dallas," -Passions,- and others. In the final chapter of the novel, Ms. Tyree also spoofs "The Jerry Springer Show" when the wives turn up as guests on the daytime talk show - and spill everything! The novel parody is hilarious! Funny, hot and oh sooo sexy!

~ Ms. Tyree takes her readers on a fun, exciting, erotic ride - from laugh out loud humor to drop dead sexy - Delicious Housewives rocks! Contemporary Erotica that is hot, naughty and fun! The novel is a deliciously fun read. Chicklit meets erotica - find out why readers enjoy contemporary erotica!

~  Names and personalities have been changed/altered in keeping with the parody, but the novel and its characters are still fun and sexy like their TV counterparts. These hot ladies enjoy lots of sexual adventures and an assortment of misadventures including winding up as guests on a daytime TV talk show!

~ Delicious Housewives is a fun, naughty read for discerning adults. The novel includes such highly original characters as the "Sexual Psychic," and has been called "Brilliant" by one editor. Sensationalistic fiction in the realm of Jackie Collins, among others, Tyree-s first full-length novel is even sexier than her contemporaries and has taken the White Trash/neo-rich novel to a whole new extreme.  Although the novel is a parody of the TV series "Desperate Housewives," these wives go places their TV -sisters- would never go!

~ The novel, written in scenes like a soap opera or cyberserial, ends like a season of a primetime soap, with a sequel planned in coming months.

~ The author is a fan of the TV series, and she thought a book parodying the series would be fun. She hopes readers agree. Bon appetite!

Reviews

Rating: 5 / 5
Date: 2008-08-31
Summary: "Great read"

I haven't finished this book yet, but so far I would have to say that it is very well written. Although, I've watched the entire seasons 1-3 of the desperate housewives series. The good thing about this book is the details that were left out of the series. Which definitely makes the story line a lot more entertaining, it also reveals different sides to the characters.

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Rating: 5 / 5
Date: 2006-10-04
Summary: "I Think It's Funnier Than the TV Series!"

The sex lives of five naughty wives! Funnier than the TV series - and even more hot and clever! Giji, SueAnn, Ariella, Connie and Wynette are fun from beginning to end. I'm really hoping for a sequel - and soon!!!